Sorry you don’t stand a chance unless you…
- Cut and paste geek jargon from smarter people’s tech sites and call it your own.
- Post anything about sex even if you haven’t had any for a long time.
- Humor and patronize Christian Zealots for they know not what they do.
- Have something called a facebook that others can digg.
- Talk bad about Muslims.
- Post some SEO advice.
- Give money away for Free.
- Write about rich people.
- Post pictures of cats which are cute and funny.
- Become a poetry prophet
I wish I had better news, but I don’t….